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So I Married A Movie Geek – Episode 72 – Triangle/Twilight Zone: The Movie
You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of rambling, caffienated conversation about 2 movies that Krissy has never seen; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination and pure aural sexiness. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the Triangle/Twilight Zone: The Movie episode of SIMAMG! The discussion includes the 2 of us trying to make sense (and not quite succeeding) of Triangle‘s plot, K’s personal problems with time management, the hilarious fun of time loops, rating the TZ vignettes most fave to least, the Twilight Zone movie’s tragic helicopter accident, “Kick The Can,” LITHGOW and much more! Rated PG-13 b/c we randomly discuss Aunt Flo!
SO I MARRIED A MOVIE GEEK PODCAST – TRIANGLE/TWILIGHT ZONE: THE MOVIE
So I Married A Movie Geek – Episode 70 – Drive/License To Drive
It’s a DRIVE double feature! Or a triple feature if you count the fact that both of us saw Drive twice over the weekend. We enjoyed it a great deal, you see. GO SEE IT NOW! AND Krissy finally got to experience her 2nd film from the Two Coreys Trilogy: License To Drive! The cinema vehicular discussion that followed includes thoughts on Ryan Gosling’s hunk status, “Nightcall,” Albert Brooks as a bad bad guy outside of The Simpsons, the simpleness of Carey Mulligan, autism, supercool scorpion jackets, superheroes, “30 seconds On Christina Hendricks,” that elevator scene, low-energy strip club dressing rooms, getaway driving for sport and hobby, the ending of Drive, the iconic character of Mercedes Lane, DMV driving tests and MUCH more! Rated PG-13 b/c we discuss some violent “brain matter” moments!
So I Married A Movie Geek – Episode 69 – Friends with Benefits/Y Tu Mamá También
Guess who has another girl crush? If you guessed ‘Krissy,’ you win a prize! And if you guessed ‘Justin,’ you *still* win a prize!! Yes, your favorite movie-watching couple takes it aaallll the way back Awkward Town this week, as we commiserate about how hot Mila Kunis is, how NOT hot inexperienced teenagers are, and how much Krissy wants to mail a care package of BIC razors to the fine people of Mexico. The double sexy feature: Friends with Benefits and Y Tu Mamá También! Also, the age old question: can men and women actually be friends without sex getting in the way? The world needs to know! Given the subject matter, this Very Sexy 69th podcast ep should probably be rated ‘R’ – no one admitted without a parent! (But don’t actually bring your parent, ‘cause it will actually be suuuper awkward if you do.)
SO I MARRIED A MOVIE GEEK PODCAST – FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS/Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN
So I Married A Movie Geek – Episode 68 – Rad/Gleaming the Cube
Justin and Krissy are outclassed this week in a sea of BMXers (who may or may not also work in factories) and hardcore murder-solving skaters! But hey, they’re REASONABLY AVERAGE IN LOVE! Grab your Couples Skate partner and join us as we discuss the merit of bringing your BMX bike to the school dance, Lori Loughlin’s apparent fountain of youth, solving crime the Christian Slater skater way, driving cop cars through the O.C. very very badly, and montages! montages! montages! WHEW, that’s a lot. This jam-packed podcast is rated somewhere between PG and PG-13. Enjoy!
So I Married A Movie Geek – Episode 67 – Midnight in Paris/Manhattan
Woody Allen double feature! Yes, we both get a little neurotic and wacky talking about the newest Woody flick (Midnight in Paris) and one of his classics (Manhattan). One of us has seen most of Woody’s output of films while the other has seen only a handful! Like always, we answer the important questions on everyone’s minds: Did either movie make us want to move to Paris or NYC? Is it cool for someone to have a favorite cinematographer? What is the true Golden Age and is nostalgia really that bad? How can Owen Wilson be in a crappy movie like Hall Pass and a great one like Midnight in Paris in the same year? Is it the same guy? What’s up with that? This episode is rated PG, which is really great when you compare it to some of our recent output! You could practically listen to this with your grandparents, by gosh!
SO I MARRIED A MOVIE GEEK PODCAST – MIDNIGHT IN PARIS/MANHATTAN
So I Married A Movie Geek – Episode 66 – The Shining/The Fly
WARNING: We officially have gone off the deep end for this 66th episode of SIMAMG!! And not like the deep end of the pool at a nice hotel in Vegas or something. NO. Like the deep end of a YMCA pool where it’s 12 feet deep and your ears start to pop as you try to pick pennies up off the bottom. Yes, we do watch two of Justin’s “FAVORITES” ever: The Shining and The Fly (The Jeff Goldblum Version). And yes, we probably say something that will offend most everyone. A roller-un-PC-coaster, if you will. But we just discuss so many things, you guys! Things like discovering yourself, youthful masturbation and “wee-wees,” Full House, occasional veganism, Timberline Lodge’s garage, Encyclopedia Brown, Jessica Fletcher, Stefan’s inclusion in Family Matters, ghost sex and babies, Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop, convoluted mazes, inside out baboons, “AIDS face,” flybaby smishmortions and we even spontaneously bust out some Billy Vera and the Beaters! How unfocused can one episode get, right? All scattered, smothered, covered and rated PG-13 for pure craziness/grossness!
